What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

anglosexual:

imaslytherinbitch:

One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause.

this sounds like a really classy rap

(via ajodneal)

crockercorp:

does anyone else have this other self theyve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but theyre not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this

(Source: chorui, via shortshortsandlipgloss)